By Eva Said It
…no, we’re not actually talking about mine, wiseass. We’re talking about your girlfriend’s. Or ex-girlfriend. Or YOU. Read on.
There’s one in every group of girls. You were everywhere, doing everything while she was single…but as soon as she gets a boyfriend… ::POOF!:: Who is she? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “The Magician”. The penis appears, and she disappears. No sign of her pre-peen life and interests remain. Don’t be that chick. PLEASE. I really can’t stand/can’t respect her. And neither can her friends. The difference between them and me? They can’t tell her because she’ll call them “haters”
…so forward this blog to her needy ass and increase my hits… Read more…