It’s never a good idea. Plain and simple. There. I said it.
What, you ask? Using that small emergency hammer and tapping into your “Ass Under Glass” friendships, a term I’ve adapted from Chris Rock who joked about it in his routine as “dick in a glass case”.
Not even CLOSE to as cute as “Ass Under Glass”. I know.
Definition: ”Ass Under Glass” - (n) a friend of the opposite sex who, given the chance,
would be more than willing to
dig your back out bed you; but until such an offer
comes they remain “under glass”, not unlike little red “in case of emergency” boxes Read more…