5 Problems with Drake’s ‘Take Care’ Album Cover
By Adam Aziz
There you have it kids. Drake’s album cover for ‘Take Care’ dropping October 24th. People have taken to Twitter and other blogs sharing their opinions on the album cover. I’m sure you saw this one coming, but I have a few opinions myself. Doesn’t it look like he’s waiting for Rihanna and she’s an hour late? Hit the jump and read 5 Problems with Drake’s ‘Take Care’ album cover.
PROBLEM #1 – DRAKE ISN’T ITALIAN AND IN THE MAFIA
Sorry Drake, but everyone knows you attended a Jewish day school and that the only thing Italian about you are your loafers. Yes, you did do your best to make the album cover Italian’ish by utilizing as much gaudy silverware and candles as you could, and while you did come close to achieving Italian Opera singer status, we all know the real deal. Mazel Tov.
PROBLEM #2 – WE KNOW YOU AREN’T SAD…JUST STOP
A big angle for Drake’s music is that he has so much pent up emotion inside and that he’s a very emotional and sad little fella. He attempts to evoke this emotion on his ‘Take Care’ album cover. The problem is we all know he’s making over $100,000 a show, slept with Rihanna, has the white girls goin’ crazy and is still spending that Degrassi money. You aint foolin’ anyone Aubrey.
PROBLEM #3 – AT LEAST BIG DADDY KANE HAD WOMEN
Props to @Aqua174.
PROBLEM #4 – WE GET IT…YOU LIKE OWLS
I understand that Drake likes owls. I get it…but holy shit enough already. There is nothing particularly cool or interesting about an owl. Yes they are nocturnal…past this they get a little boring. One fun fact: Owls are used for rodent control…heads up Lil’ Wayne!
PROBLEM #5 – DRAKE LOOKS A BIT LIKE THE HALF BLACK/HALF JEWISH VERSION OF THE DOS EQUIS MAN
Stay thirsty drizzy.